z. Danger

I've fallen into the trap that is glee.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:47:45 -0600

no words

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:47:44 -0600

no words

Guy at a phonebooth in BFE will answer your (internet) calls.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:40:40 -0600

Guy at a phonebooth in BFE will answer your (internet) calls.

Gerard Butler is the Guy from P.S. I Love You AND the Guy from 300

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:23:34 -0600

megamindy:

My mind is blown.

AND the phantom of the Opera!

thedailywhat: DIY of the Day: Never snark alone with...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:10:00 -0600

thedailywhat:

DIY of the Day: Never snark alone with Thingiversian gianteye’s MST3000 shades!

All the world is a theater and you, with shades, will riff upon it. Seeing the humor in things is sometimes a matter of the company you keep. Laughing at all the world’s ills becomes so much easier with Mike/Joel and the bots along for the ride.

Make you own.

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Laser cutter required :(

thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Very Pit Of...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:03:00 -0600

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Very Pit Of Hell Out Of This of the Day: Sen. Diane Savino (D-Staten Island) speaks out in favor of same-sex marriage ahead of today’s failed vote in the New York Senate.

If, after viewing this seven-minute video, you are still of the opinion that tax-paying Americans should be denied the right to enter into a loving marriage with the partner of their choice irrespective of gender, kindly exit this country.

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Perfect.

Cookie Monster sings Ramstein Giggletastic!

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:39:31 -0600

Cookie Monster sings Ramstein

Giggletastic!

thedailywhat: This Is Nerdy, You Should Watch It of the Day: By...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:05:25 -0600

thedailywhat:

This Is Nerdy, You Should Watch It of the Day: By far the best bearded, typography-themed Lady Gaga song parody you’ll hear today, guaranteed.

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for greg and cosmicsquirreljustice

My Life is Twilight exists. Dear Darwin, Where are you? Zoe.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:21:00 -0600

My Life is Twilight exists.

Dear Darwin,

Where are you?

Zoe.

I was on the radio tonight as a guest co-host!

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:52:22 -0600

-1 for the life goal list

robot-heart: (via opparaics)

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:31:42 -0600

robot-heart:

(via opparaics)

potterhead: floodofsunshine:illuminatemyworld:mama-wolf:longlive...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:30:33 -0600

potterhead:

floodofsunshine:illuminatemyworld:mama-wolf:longlivethequeen:unrevenged:robotkitty:(via gothamknight)

hahahaah amazing

holy shit, that’s really him.
(totally just googled his body, not ashamed.)

<3 hahahahahahahahahahaha

thedailywhat: Life-Altering Revision To An Existing Device of...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:39:37 -0600

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Revision To An Existing Device of the Day: Damjan Stanković’s Eko Stoplight has a built-in timer that tells you exactly how long you have until the light turns green.

Yet another one of those specks of brilliance that make you go, What possible reason could there be for this to have taken so long to come into existence.

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Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From Twilight

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:37:54 -0600

If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence.
Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.
If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling you he will never see you again), it is because he loves you so much he will suffer just to keep you safe.
When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up.
It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even more romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
Boys who leave you always come back.
Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.
You should use said male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical or technical.
Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.
Car theft in the service of love is acceptable.
If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change.
Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills or emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.
Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.
When writing a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal source material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.
When making or watching a major feature film, you should gleefully embrace the 20 minutes of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.
Vampires — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.